~*~ sam ~*~
Five Star
Number of posts : 1155
Age : 39
I live in : Delhi
Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
 | Subject: ~*~ Sam Ke Jokes ~*~  2008-07-24, 20:52 | |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 60
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
Faltoooo Log !!
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says
"MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri
coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
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