!!**Saniya**!!
Five Star
Number of posts : 3446
Age : 45
I live in : pakistan
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Registration date : 2008-05-10
 | Subject: !!JOKES SMS!!  2008-07-15, 14:32 | |
| Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…
Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”
Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..
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Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”
Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”
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Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
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Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|
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One day a girl asked Molvi,
“Can i Kiss a Boy”
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man”
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss you”
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah” | |
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~*~ sam ~*~
Five Star
Number of posts : 1155
Age : 39
I live in : Delhi
Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
| | Subject: Re: !!JOKES SMS!! 2008-07-16, 04:27 | |
| Janoon-e-Ishq say apna Grebaaan Phaarh Deta hooon.
Woh Zalim Muskara ker 2 taropay maar jaati hay.... | |
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~*~ sam ~*~
Five Star
Number of posts : 1155
Age : 39
I live in : Delhi
Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
| | Subject: Re: !!JOKES SMS!! 2008-07-16, 04:29 | |
| !! Woh haseena !!
Woh haseena kaisa yeh kamal kar gai,
Jaado mujh pay us ki chaal kar gai,
Mene use piyar ki nazar se daikha,
Wo thapar mar kar mera
Mou lal kar gai. __________________ | |
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