~*~ sam ~*~
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Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
 | Subject: ~*~ Jokes ~*~  2008-07-24, 05:49 | |
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4 .O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:
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Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
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