!!**Saniya**!!
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Registration date : 2008-05-10
 | Subject: ~~~FUNNY SMS~~~  2008-05-14, 17:31 | |
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Funny SMS
| Three dolls |
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The three Dolls in a man's life are:
1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'
2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'
3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.
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| son in law |
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The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"
"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."
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| source of finance |
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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| Souvenir for Sweetheart |
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To a business husband traveling to India and back,
wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.
She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
on your way back when you stop at Dubai,
buy lots of jewelleries for me.
and when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."
The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!"
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| Smiley and Sullen |
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A name HUSMUKH means a man who always maintains a smile.
A name HUSBAND means a man who has lost for ever his smile.
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| Ur the 1st thing |
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Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
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NESCAFE!
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| What is a girl friend |
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What is a girl friend ?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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| Why upset ? |
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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| Bedroom footie |
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A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''
His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''
When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.
His wife says ''What the hell was that?''
''Half time - swap sides.''
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| Who says English is easy? |
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Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don't have a brain.
............., I don't have sense.
............., I am stupid.
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!!**Saniya**!!
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Number of posts : 3446
Age : 45
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| | Subject: Re: ~~~FUNNY SMS~~~ 2008-05-21, 00:03 | |
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