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!!**Saniya**!!
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Boy 2 Girl:Tumharii ankhain kitnii haseen hain,
Girl:choro na,
Boy:tumhary baal kitnay haseen hain,
Girl:choroo na Ap bhi,
Boy:aray itnii der se chor hi tu raha hon......




suna kuch tu nay a bad e saba,
mahman jo anay walay hain,
qalyaan na bichana rahon main
ham kooraa bichanay walay hain



Saas Bahu Se ...Khuda Ne Tumhe 2 Ankhan Di HAi Chawal Se Pathar Nahi Nikal Sakti ...
Bahu Saas Se ...Khuda ne 32 Daant Diye HAin ..2 4 Pathar Nahi Kha Sakti Kya !!



1st sardar,, i m going ka kiya matlab hota hai
2nd sardar,, main jaraha hon
1st saradar,, aese nahi jane donga pehle matlab bata



Can u give me Rs.5000.I need it in emergency.i wl rturn u in 4 days.I know u have it.Don't share it with anyone.

plz de do na
plz de bhi do
plz de do

WARNA MA TUMHARA KAM TMAM KAR DON GA

A sardar was talking to an ATM machine.




Dunia se pyar muhabat, rishte naate, dosti, khaloos, waafa, sub khatam ho jayen ge
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ek ghonga admi ek bahrey admi ko call kar ke batye ga k ek langhra admi ek ganjey admi ke peachy us ke baal nochney ke liye bhag raha hai



arz kia ha!
apni ankho ko goli bana kar tari chat pa penkhon
apni ankho ko goli bana
kar tari chat pa penkhon

TU MUJHE NA DAKH PAYE MA PHIR B TUJHE DAKHON



raat ko neend nahi ati din ko chain nahi ata,
jub mein ne dil se yeh poocha kaya yehi payar he,
dil ne kaha LOAD SHEDDING KI WAJA SE SUB KA YEHI HAL HE



Life ho to aisi
Monday ko dosti
Tuesday ko piyar
Wednesday ko shadi
Thursday ko barbadi
Firday ko fighting
Saturday ko talaq
Sunday ko rest
Monday ko NEXT

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