!!**Saniya**!!
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 | Subject: !!my jokes!!  2008-05-11, 17:55 | |
| Husband apni Wife se
"Aaj tum ne ye kesa
...........khana banaya hay
balkul Gober jesa
Wife
!...... "Ye Allah
Is Aadmi ne KIA KIA Chakh rakha hay
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!!**Saniya**!!
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Age : 45
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| | Subject: Re: !!my jokes!! 2008-05-11, 18:02 | |
| what is the difference between them,....?
don not u know allll...???
ok i tell u then.................
* wife is beauty, husband is duty.
* wife is pension, husband is tension.
* wife is yummy, husband is wehmy.
* wife is pataka, husband is sayapa.
* wife is cool, husband is fool.
* wife is tuuti-fruity, husband is kismat phooti.
* wife is fresh cake, husband is earthquake.
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!!**Saniya**!!
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Age : 45
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| | Subject: Re: !!my jokes!! 2008-05-11, 18:05 | |
| thapPar maaR kaR naraz bEevi sEy husbanD bOla: "aadmI usSey maarta hai jisSeY pYaar kaRta hai....!"
Wife nEy husbanD kO 2 thapPar maarEy aur bOli: "aaP kYa samajhtEy hain k main aaP sEy pYaar nahi kaRti....!!" | |
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!!**Saniya**!!
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| | Subject: !!~~muNNA~~!! 2008-05-11, 18:08 | |
| Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘gaaleees’.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na? | |
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!!**Saniya**!!
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| | Subject: Re: !!my jokes!! 2008-05-18, 00:55 | |
| Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga | |
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!!**Saniya**!!
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| | Subject: Re: !!my jokes!! 2008-06-06, 01:04 | |
| The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere." | |
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