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!!**Saniya**!!
Five Star
Number of posts : 3446
Age : 45
I live in : pakistan
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Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: JOKES  2008-07-02, 23:25 | |
| TUFAN AAYA
LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.
chura liya hai
Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."
Muskil Rasto pe
Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega
Mummy Papa............... Nahi
Brother Sister..................Nahi
Friends.............................Nahi
Husband Lover................Nahi Nahi
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Sirf or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"
MACHHAR SONG
MACHHAR SONG:
Bhigi SKIN teri,Pyasa DANKH mera.
lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.
kya ghar hai
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
agle janam me
Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....! | |
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!!**Saniya**!!
Five Star
Number of posts : 3446
Age : 45
I live in : pakistan
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Registration date : 2008-05-10
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-03, 13:35 | |
| Dikhta nahi
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Photu
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!
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Heena khan
Five Star
Number of posts : 2147
Age : 34
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Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-04, 21:42 | |
| Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!! | |
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rain drop
Banned
Number of posts : 21
Age : 45
I live in : J&K
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Registration date : 2008-07-10
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-13, 20:18 | |
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~*~ sam ~*~
Five Star
Number of posts : 1155
Age : 39
I live in : Delhi
Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-14, 04:43 | |
| Doctor apna pehla opration mukammal kerny K bad...
Opration thaiter se bahir aaya...
Aur ooper daikhty huvey boola...
Yah Allah mera pehla Tuhfa...
Qabool farma!"..... :D :D | |
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!!**Saniya**!!
Five Star
Number of posts : 3446
Age : 45
I live in : pakistan
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Registration date : 2008-05-10
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-14, 12:55 | |
| HAHAHA WO DOCTOR TUM THAY SAM :) | |
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~*~ sam ~*~
Five Star
Number of posts : 1155
Age : 39
I live in : Delhi
Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &......
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Registration date : 2008-06-15
| | Subject: Re: JOKES 2008-07-14, 16:39 | |
| Aaarrree sam n aap to paagl khaney ja rahey hain na
aapney hi to kaha hai....bhool gayin aap???
kal kaha hai ??
bolo sholo
kab ?
ha ha ha ha
&
wahi ilaaz karengey na !
aap mera
n
main
aapka
ha ha ha ha ha
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