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OSAMA LADIN TO BIG B: How r u?

Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And u?

OSAMA: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum....


Bahar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jaan"


DIL DO KISI ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.



Likho to kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye.....
Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye...



Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '




nazron se dekha to tammanna thi darane ki,
nazron se dekha to tammanna thi darane ki,

behosh to hum aise hi hojate,
kya zarurat thi muskurane ki.



Ram ne Dhanush kya Toda. To sita duad ke chali aayi
Khrisna ne basuri kya bajai, Radha Bhagti hui aayi
Aur
Humne sirf ek seeti kya mari
To saali baap ko leke aayi!!!



Arz kiya hai-
Suraj bana to badal bane
Chand bana to Tare bane
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Yuhi Nahi PAGAAL kahne bane!!
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