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PostSubject: Jokes...by daisy   Jokes...by daisy Empty2008-12-03, 16:44

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?

Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.

Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech
mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai
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boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte

girl- kya mere papa se mile the

boy- nahi mai tumhari choti bahen se mila tha.




Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

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