sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 02:38 | |
| Mallika sherawat
sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, "Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?"
Doctor: "bathroom ki kundi."
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Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi is soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
Ladki boli: kali is surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.
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Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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Chemistry ki class main teacher NE ek larki se pucha what is "Nitrate"?
Larki Sharma kar boli: "sir, night rate 1500/-, aur hotel charges alag honge."
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sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 05:51 | |
| Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha | |
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sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 05:52 | |
| wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! | |
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sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 05:53 | |
| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? | |
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sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 05:54 | |
| Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! | |
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sonu Three Star
Number of posts : 761 Age : 69 Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Sonu Collections 2008-04-27, 07:06 | |
| It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all! i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
A girl phoned me the other day and said... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg
You're Attractive Gorgeous y Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. T hats enough bout me-How r u?
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN
1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A GUY
1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu. wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2. now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt. so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you Y
Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom | |
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