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PostSubject: Suicide   Suicide Empty2008-08-08, 11:37

Suicide


2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.


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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu


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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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PostSubject: Re: Suicide   Suicide Empty2008-08-10, 01:32

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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sonu
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PostSubject: Re: Suicide   Suicide Empty2008-08-10, 14:19

shuja ji welcome to nil and nilu... thanks ...

have lotts off funnn...
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