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Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Bhola, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Bhola bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Bhola writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO shop and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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