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| Subject: !!~~!!Do you know...... !!~~!! 2008-08-06, 00:46 | |
| Do you know......
Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A: Adidas.
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Q: How do u CUT roads?????
A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".
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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.
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Q: A Man asked Bhola, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Bhola bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Bhola writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Q: What's Ford?
A: Gaadi.
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Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?
A:They both are not a banana !!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO shop and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" miene kaha hasna mana hai | |
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