~*~ sam ~*~ Five Star
Number of posts : 1155 Age : 39 I live in : Delhi Job/hobbies : Cricket , Writing , Long Drive......& &...... Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-06-15
| Subject: ~*~ Love ur Smile ~*~ Here Is ur Smile ~*~ 2008-07-24, 05:55 | |
| Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bana hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``` If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) **********************************
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Paree Five Star
Number of posts : 1617 Age : 76 I live in : Mumbai Job/hobbies : Cricket khelna.. & Painting Warning : Donate : <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="1336398"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG_global.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt=""><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"></form> Registration date : 2008-05-14
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