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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bana hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
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If dentists make films,?the names will be -

*Daant ho na ho

*Jaanam brush karo

*Aa ab clean karen

*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum

*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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