Funniest Joke of the Week...

Subject: Funniest Joke of the Week... 2008-05-21, 00:50

Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths's (Ubiquitious grocery
store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and
will probably feed cat food to his kids.

He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

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Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of
dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks
that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed
dog-food to his kids.

He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Banta comes to Woolworth's with a bag. He asks the manager to put
his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately
takes it out. He shouts at Banta: "What the….! This is shit you…!" and Banta
calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper".

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Hemant Jain
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