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| Subject: It's a Girl's World 2008-10-12, 00:40 | |
| It's a Girl's World
If he is late for class, he told, "Time and Tide wait for none". If she is late, then the bus was late.
If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world. But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"
If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her" But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.
When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".
If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others. And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".
If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute. But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".
If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard". But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.
If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture, And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.
If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner. But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time". | |
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