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PostSubject: Antartica's Jokes   Antartica's Jokes Empty2008-09-27, 07:04
I saw this thread was empty....So i thaught Y not i be the first one to send somthin over here...ThankQ

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& She is my kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
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PostSubject: Re: Antartica's Jokes   Antartica's Jokes Empty2008-09-27, 13:39
Oye Antartica ............ Sardaro k Picche pad gaye yaar........................, Tumhe pata nahi hai shayad ..................... Ek Jaattttt agar apni pe aa jaye tohhhhhhhhhhhhh ,

Or toh Or "Singh is Kingggg"


Well Nice Jokeeeeeeeeee
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PostSubject: Re: Antartica's Jokes   Antartica's Jokes Empty2008-09-27, 18:18
oyeeeeeeeeee ek sardar sawa lakh ke barabar hota heee~~~sunny deol ko chhodkar
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PostSubject: Re: Antartica's Jokes   Antartica's Jokes Empty2008-09-27, 19:43
Sahi Kaha Abhi

In a Market

Men - Wht is the price of this "MIND"
Shopkeeper - 1000 rs
Men - WHy so less
Shopkeeper - Is is Baniya's mind , I hav many more
Men - N this ?
Shopkeeper - 5000/-
Men - Why 5000/-
Shopkeeper - I hav not much , Its a bangoli's mind
Men - Okk n this ?
Shopkeeper - 50000/-
Men - WHy Costly ???
Shopkeepr - Sardar ka Dimag hai 100 sir fode hai tab 1 nikla hai
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PostSubject: Re: Antartica's Jokes   Antartica's Jokes Empty2008-09-30, 05:09
Hi All This is Coz. i use to send Sardar Jokes to all my friends in Yahoo's IM, and all of them use to reply as "Nice" "Good one" Etc. Etc. only one of my friend usde to reply me in returning back new sardar jokes,
after a year about i saw on his ID "View My web cam" i clicked, he approved, i fainted..... Y???

sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. Bounce Ball


Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also Bounce Ball
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