Ponting : (n) (adj)
1. A substance / entity / person of questionable integrity
2. An act of uncivilized behavior. [Also, pontingness (n)]
Usage: The judge was driven towards justice because he knew that the plaintiff was a ponting.
Sir Bonkers said, "Don't u try to bully me. I surely can fathom the pontingness in your eyes."
Bucknor : (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.
Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimizes a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast. (Also see bucknor)
