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PostSubject: NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!   NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN! Empty2008-06-04, 00:36

A man called home to
his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a
week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been
wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will
swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He
said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"



You'll love the answer...


The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
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:no:
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A kanjoos ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena.
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HEENA wo kanjus meray husband thay... :)
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PostSubject: Re: NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!   NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN! Empty2008-06-06, 20:59

Hahaha..

90% wife yahi bolti hai....

waise baat ajeeb hoti hai GF ho to ye complaint ladkiya kabhi nahi karti
jis din wo GF wife ban jaye ladkiyo ki complaint shuru...
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hudi baba solah aane sach .he ye.........
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